The little girl named.... uhhh??

“Hey baby... Hi Sweetie... hello cutie... bye bye hottie!” Those are the names I usually use for girls I’m with!

If I didn’t use these names, I wouldn’t get any girls at all. The thing is, I’m terrible with names. I can’t remember anyone’s name. The reason for this is only one thing: I DON*T CARE! I don’t give a shit if the girl’s name is Sara, Saraha or Jungobongo! – As long as she’s beautiful and nice! I love women; I love their nature, their emotions and the way they move. I would be nice to them all the time – if they would just let me. J Unfortunately that’s not how it works (MM).

The last two articles haven’t been too ‘joy spreading’, you might say. So here’s a happy little story to keep you going. And just for the record – I CAN remember THIS girl’s name now, actually. But due to privacy reasons I won’t say it. But here’s what I have to say:

There was this girl at the party her name was... uhhh? (I won’t tell ya’) At that time I couldn’t remember her name. Anyway she was really cute – nice body and a pretty face. (Now I’ve certainly had my ‘brunettes’: P). She told me she had a boyfriend. God knows if it was true – ‘cause we all now if she starts of with saying something like that, JUST after an approach - it’s probably just to scare you off. It’s her emotional shield. I wouldn’t say she a 10 or anything, not at her age anyway, but she’s pretty hot. After the comment with her boyfriend and all, I just pulled thru with my game. I didn’t have to say that much to her that night, actually. It went pretty smooth. Maybe because of the booze or maybe it’s just my looks (hehe.. J)! I pretty much just returned her IOI’s with a body-language that said: “Yeah baby – I want to fuck you gently tooJ” NOTHING TO IT!

What really troubled when laid next to her in the bed was that I couldn’t remember her name. All the time I was lying there, I couldn’t stop thinking: “Oh my god , I’m such a bad person I can’t even remember the name of the person I’m gonna fuck”. (oh it’s a luxury problem – I know.)

The things is that, in reality I’m a really nice guy – so if you’re reading this AND you a (hot) woman and you’ve just met me, (or if you were one of the girls which name I couldn’t remember) here is my confession:

“Just because I don’t care about your name, doesn’t mean I don’t care about YOU!”

Best of luck to ya laddy’!!

//KARLSSON. – And also for the record, if it’s someone I care about I really try not to forget their names.